Aug 21/08
Puerto Rican Man’s Corpse Remains Standing for Funeral
I guess it was one of those "I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees" kind of deals.
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Aug 14/08
Next Season of America’s Next Top Model to Feature Transgender Contestant
I love reality TV. Just when I was getting sick of this show, they give me a new reason to watch. Brilliant.
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Aug 12/08
Did You Notice: The Blue Screen of Death During the Beijing Opening Ceremonies?
Director Zhang Yimou's intricate choreography was all for naught... China is going to war with Microsoft!
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Jul 31/08
Man Beheaded on Greyhound Bus from Edmonton to Winnipeg
Only in Canada! The next time I'm out in the prairies, I'm riding a bike.
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Jul 29/08
Man Shoots Lawn Mower with Shotgun
"I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." You can't argue with logic like that.
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Jul 24/08
Will a Joke Song Become The New Hockey Night in Canada Theme?
Something Awful forum poster Logan Aube created this terrible song and submitted it to CBC's
HNIC theme contest . Guess what song is currently the highest rated? The guy was even interviewed on
The National . Canada just got rickrolled!
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Jul 23/08
Man Glues Himself to UK Prime Minister
Canada's prime minister only wishes he could attract this kind of fanbase.
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Jul 4/08
Man with Female Reproductive Organs Gives Birth to Baby Girl
The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Junior is now a reality. It's time for a sequel.
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Jul 4/08
Japanese Face-Scanning Technology Can Be Fooled with Magazine Photos?
They were going to use this in vending machines to prevent under-agers from buying cigarettes. Not anymore.
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Jun 30/08
Devo Sues McDonald’s
Apparently they have a happy meal toy named New Wave Nigel who sports one of those energy dome hats. And they didn't give Mark Mothersbaugh any free Big Macs.
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Jun 27/08
New York Reality TV School
Yes, that's right folks... appearing on reality shows is now an actual career path. Mom, when I grow up, I want to be on Wife Swap!
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Jun 26/08
Just What The World Needed: A Mini-Me Sex Tape
So let me get this straight... this was created with the intention of actually making money?
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Jun 13/08
British Kid Gets Stuck in Arcade Crane Vending Machine
Can you blame him? No one ever gets what they want out of these damn things.
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Jun 12/08
Marine Expelled for Puppy Toss Video
And still no one has confirmed whether or not it is real!
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